*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
*makes raptor noises*
I’m not inviting my parents to my wedding because they didn’t invite me to theirs :(