Shrek is love, Shrek is life

sugardaddyhemmo:

💯 Come on MUTALS! Dm me, let’s be friends!!

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upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

(via trust)

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officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

(Source: moonemojii, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(via fake-mermaid)

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via beyoncevevo)

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via fake-mermaid)

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(via katara)

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(Source: anustartpop, via fake-mermaid)

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thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

(via userbar)

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