Shrek is love, Shrek is life

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via fake-mermaid)

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framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

(via surprisebitch)

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bgcfavs:

me babysitting bad ass kids.

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azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

(via alittlebitgayandmore)

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admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras, via alittlebitgayandmore)

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urtube:

I’m not inviting my parents to my wedding because they didn’t invite me to theirs :(

(via iwascumfort)

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oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

image

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